So this is near me.
You have no idea how excited I was to see alpacas yesterday.
Alpacas are apartment friendly, right? Can someone please give me a couple grand so I can get one. I’ll share the fleece with you, I promise.
Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago
How did I just get injured?
Taking out the trash.
I think I win at incredibly unlikely injuries for the day.
Now where did I put those bandaids…?
Posted 2 days ago
Wait, what?
This scene is from the BBC Robin Hood series, which is supposed to be set in 1191. And this man, who is supposed to be a former crusader, is wearing modern military camo.
Guys, I think the costume designer for this show might be an idiot.
Posted 5 days ago
I want to meet someone new today
but that requires actually getting dressed and going somewhere.
Posted 5 days ago
I just started breaking in my vest pocket pipe yesterday. It’s much smaller than I expected and it draws very well. I’m quite pleased with it.
Posted 1 week ago
John Houx Cigarette Rag
This guy’s voice does not match the way he looks at all and I love it.
Posted 1 week ago
Do you like a good risk? ;)
Anonymous askedOnly if I can start with Russia.
Posted 1 week ago
So I think I might dress my mannequin in lingerie and place her in the window
Just to fuck with the neighbors.
Though I am slightly concerned that this might result in me getting shanked by the crazy bitches who live in the next building over.
Posted 2 weeks ago
So I just got this pipe holder that came with 8 pipes and a jar full of vintage matchbooks. I think I should stop buying pipes now. At least for a week or two.
Posted 2 weeks ago
Lattice meerschaum pipe.
I don’t care if I’m addicted to ebay. This pipe makes me want to wear a pretty dress and act all lady-like while I smoke it.
Posted 2 weeks ago
Dr. Grabow metal stemmed estate pipe.
It’s official; I’m addicted to ebay.
My name is Alice. I am a 20 year old engineering student with a minor in technical theatre.
